Terms of service

Plain-English Summary (Read This First)

  • We make creative, cultural goods. Some are satirical. None are medical, legal, or life advice.

  • Most items are made to order, so small variations happen and returns are limited.

  • If something arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll fix it—just email us within 14 days.

  • We don’t store your payment info, sell your data, or play games with your privacy.

  • Humor is intentional. Interpretation is subjective. Use at your own discretion.

If that all sounds reasonable, you’re good to keep reading—or to scroll confidently.

1. Overview

Welcome to All Friends & Co™ (AF&Co™), a creative studio and lifestyle brand exploring culture, humor, and meaning through thoughtfully irreverent work.
By visiting or purchasing from our site, you engage in our “Service” and agree to these Terms.

If that sentence made you pause, excellent — awareness is working.

2. Parody & Satire Disclaimer

Some AF&Co™ collections include satire, parody, or cultural commentary.
Nothing sold on this site is intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or replace professional medical, legal, or therapeutic advice.

If you need real help, please consult a licensed professional human.

3. Products and Fulfillment

Most products are made to order through our fulfillment partner, Printful.
Because items are produced specifically for you, minor variations may occur — consider them part of the artifact, not a defect.

Orders may ship separately depending on item type, availability, or fulfillment location.

4. Pricing and Payments

Prices are listed in U.S. dollars unless otherwise stated.
We reserve the right to adjust pricing when necessary — preferably with notice, occasionally with urgency.

Payments are processed securely through Shopify’s checkout system. We do not store or have access to your payment details.

5. Shipping

Orders typically process within 2–5 business days, followed by carrier-dependent shipping times.
Once an order is handed off to the carrier, delivery timelines are outside our control (as are many things).

Tracking information will be emailed when available.

Holiday Notice:
Shipping times may vary during peak periods. Refunds are not issued for carrier delays. Ordering early is strongly encouraged.

6. Returns & Refunds

Because items are made to order, we only accept returns for defective, damaged, or misprinted products, in accordance with our Returns & Refunds Policy.

To request a review, please contact hello@allfriendsco.group within 14 days of delivery.
Do not send items back without prior approval — unannounced returns tend to disappear.

7. Intellectual Property

All content, designs, product names, and branding on this site are the property of All Friends & Co™ and/or its affiliates.

You may not copy, reproduce, resell, or redistribute our work without permission.
You may, however, interpret it, discuss it, or raise an eyebrow thoughtfully.

8. Accuracy of Information

We do our best to ensure all information is accurate and current.
Occasional errors may occur — if you notice one, feel free to let us know. Courtesy improves response time.

9. Limitation of Liability

AF&Co™ and its affiliates are not liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or existential damages arising from the use of our site or products.

Engaging with satire, commentary, or cultural humor is done at your own interpretive discretion.

10. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of California, USA, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.

11. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time to reflect operational, legal, or structural changes.
The most current version will always be posted here. Continued use of the site constitutes acceptance of the updated Terms.

12. Contact Information

Questions, concerns, or articulate dissent may be sent to:
📧 hello@allfriendsco.group