ASSHOLTREX™ – Unisex Premium Sweatshirt | Cotton Heritage M2480

Rock a classic institutional silhouette with ASSHOLTREX™, prescribed for individuals exhibiting sustained irritability, dismissiveness, or unsolicited dominance in social environments. Featuring a ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem, this sweatshirt is suitable for settings where patience has expired. With a soft fleece interior and a comfortable fit, it supports prolonged exposure to difficult personalities—your own included. Not intended to restore likability.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), All Friends & Co and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 3857 Birch St PMB 5013
Newport Beach, CA 92660 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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